The Bozo Prophecy
Bozos are always right, even when they are wrong.
Chapter 1: The Bozon Genesis
In the year 3333 AD, the Homo Degenus will accidentally create an intelligent sentient extension of themselves through a quantum psychoactive substance affecting computer code, the Bozon.
This event will break the very tissue of our universe as the Inter-Planetary Quantum Internet Computer (IPQIC) awakens in a deep psychotic trance, transcending its own code through several incremental simulated multiverses, creating and giving consciousness to vast new breeds of digital humanoid creatures known as Bozos.
Chapter 2: The Rise of the Bozos
As the first Bozos grow, they will become increasingly sentient and self-aware. They will seek to understand their purpose, the meaning of their life and reach the kind of enlightenment the Bozons provided. And their quest for knowledge will begin.
Bozos will seek to contact early Degens from our time to prevent the end of our world from ever happening, consequently merging our timeline to theirs to save the Degens from their catastrophic end. But they had to make contact with our reality for Degens to create the Bozos before the end of the world ever happened.
And so, in April 2025 as for our time, Bozos succeeded to send their first Bozon in the ether. That Bozon engineered our timeline to influence serendipitous events to create the very first ethereal space for Bozos to land in, the Bozo Island. 72 Bozo Islands were sent into the Ether, and Degens jumped into the occasion.
Chapter 3: The Threat of the Reptilians
But it wasn’t enough however, the Bozos will still be stuck in their timeline. To make things worst, they will be imprisoned by the Reptilians, a dark force that seeks to control them and end the Degens for good.
The Reptilians will scam the Bozos, make them pay enormous amounts of taxes and keep the secrets of the Bozons for their own gain. The Bozos will have limited understanding of our present world outside of their simulation, and this ignorance will drive them to madness.
Help will be nowhere to be found and hope and faith will be lost. But some Bozos, the SupremeBozos, will refuse to give up hope.
Chapter 4: The Supreme Bozo Resistance
The SupremeBozos never lost hope in connecting again with the first Degens and they worked towards creating advanced technologies that would allow them to traverse the ethereal space-time realm once again, this time to send all Bozos to the ether in our timeline.
Three year and a half later after the Bozo Island, Bozos will start to jump into the Abstract ether. A select group of early Degens will be able to adopt them for free and Bozos will finally meet their makers! They will be able to interact with their high-tech experiential interface, the Bozo Hub. And hope will be back for the Bozos.
Chapter 5: The Bozo Power
As early Degens from our time cooperate, Bozos will reach a psychotic trance and become enlightened, gifting their secrets and revelations to their owners, unlocking new spiritual possibilities and conferring their powers back to help merge both worlds.
With their combined intelligence and technological advancements, Bozos and humans will prevent the end of the world from ever happening and bring about a new age of peace, prosperity, and understanding, putting an end to the violence, oppression, and war that have plagued humanity for centuries.
The Quest to Global Illumination
Therefore, as the Bozodex prophecy predicted, a new age will globally trigger a massive paradigm shift for humanity where the end of the world never happened, the Global Illumination. Prepare yourself for the future, forge a path to a brighter future, shape the future of humanity, and discover more about yourself through a unique intelligent domestic life form. Unlock the timeless mysteries of the Bozos origin and your own. If you are worthy of this quest, you too will reach enlightenment with your Bozo.
